- "Hey, this very intoxicated girl just came into the ER puking. I'm pretty sure she had a salad for dinner but I don't think she remembered that since she kept yelling at her friends, 'WHY DID YOU LET ME EAT TREE LEAVES?'"
- "A random man in the hospital just asked me out. He looks a cross between the four horsemen of the apocalypse and a cat. I'm highly uncomfortable..."
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LOL, kinda wishing that I didn't throw that out!
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