Tuesday, April 13, 2010

She's got houseplants to keep her company. Bought her a goldfish, she named it after me.

Recent (hilarious) Patient Encounters -- they're 100% real, I couldn't make this up if I tried!

Doctor: "Have you ever had gallstones?"
Patient: "No, but my cat recently had kidney stones."

Doctor: "The pathology report says that the lesion on your face is a basal cell carcinoma."
Patient: "Basil cell carcinoma? You mean, I got it from eating the spice?"

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