Recent (hilarious) Patient Encounters -- they're 100% real, I couldn't make this up if I tried!
Doctor: "Have you ever had gallstones?"
Patient: "No, but my cat recently had kidney stones."
Doctor: "The pathology report says that the lesion on your face is a basal cell carcinoma."
Patient: "Basil cell carcinoma? You mean, I got it from eating the spice?"